Humor

In ancient Greece there were plenty of philosophers, but I suspect that
these two in particular probably couldn't stand to be in the same city
together. One was called "the weeping philospher", because he weeped
at the follies of mankind. The other was called "the laughing philosopher",
because he laughed at the follies of mankind. I know which one I'd rather
be friends with! Even if I don't know the fellow's name.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Coincidence. The chicken was going from Point A to Point B, probably
minding its own business, and the road just happened to be in the way.
Chickens are probably too stupid to understand the concept of "road".

Q: Why do nice guys finish last?
A: It's guaranteed to make the gals happy.

If God is perfect in all ways, then God is perfectly humorous, too.
I am not the first person to point that out. But it is plain to me that
if ordinary comedy involves comedians doing silly things, and we
enjoy it, then whenever anybody does something silly, probably
God will roll in the Heavenly aisles. That means its often OK to
mess up when the consequences are basically harmless, and you
don't have to be embarassed by it. You might actually consider
being somewhat pleased, because if God is laughing at you, that
means that God is not mad at you! (Of course your boss will
probably be mad at you, which is typical. Most bosses are
sense-of-humor-challenged, which deficiency proves none of
them is worthy of being obeyed like God.)

Did you know that leprechauns came from Mars?
1) Clarke's Law: "Any sufficiently advanced technology is
indistinguishable from magic."
2) They are described as being Little Green Men!

(This page will probably be perpetually under construction.)

See preceding excuse for current lack of content, and then see if there is
enough humor on the other pages, to temporarily satiate you.

And, if you want to think that the current state of this page is just an
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